Thursday, February 16, 2006

HR Manager

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not beenPromoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at his employee, gives big him a pretty smiling and asked him to sit down saying; my friend, you have not worked here for even ONE day. The man was surprised to hear this, but the HR Manager went on to asking some question as following:

HR Manager: How many days are there in a year?
Employee: 365 days and some times 366.......SIR

HR Manager: how many hours make up a day?
Employee: 24 hours.......SIR

HR Manager: How long do you work in a day?
Employee: 8:00 am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.......SIR

HR Manager: So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Employee: He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hour! s i.e. 1/3 (One third)

HR Manager: That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Employee: 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)

HR Manager: Do you come to work on weekends?
Employee: No .......SIR

HR Manager: How many days are there in a year in those weekends?
Employee: Hmmmmmmm 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

HR Manager: Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days,how many days do you now have?
Employee: Yes! 18 days .......SIR

HR Manager: OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Employee: Yes, 4 days.......SIR

HR Manager: Do you work on New Year day?
Employee: No sir!

HR Manager: Do you come to work on workers day?
Employee: No sir!

HR Manager: So how many days are left?
Employee: 2 days sir! ]

HR Manager: Do you come to work on the National holiday?
Employee: No sir!

HR Manager: So how many days are left?
Employee: 1 day sir!

HR Manager: Do you work on Christmas day?
Employee: No sir!

HR Manager: So how many days are left?
Employee: None SIR.......

HR Manager: So, what are you claiming??????
Employee: I have understood, Sir. I did not realized that I was stealing Company money all these days!

Thanks for your time!!!

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